Nothing Grows in a Straight Line – Gardener's Unisex Tee
Nothing Grows in a Straight Line – Gardener's Unisex Tee
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Growth takes time—and it rarely follows a straight path.
A meaningful everyday shirt—and a thoughtful gift for gardeners, plant lovers, and anyone who understands that growth takes time.
The Nothing Grows in a Straight Line tee is a simple reminder of what every gardener knows: real growth comes with bends, pauses, and patience. Inspired by the natural rhythms of plants and seasons, this design reflects steady progress, resilience, and the beauty of learning as you go.
Printed on a premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, this shirt is soft, breathable, and comfortable enough for long days—whether you’re in the garden, out for a walk, or relaxing at home. It’s made for everyday wear and designed to last, just like the lesson it carries. REACH certified; Bella+Canvas manufacturing standards with ethical, sustainable sourcing.
Why customers love it:
• Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 fabric with tear away tag
• Soft, lightweight, and breathable
• Classic unisex fit (true to size)
• Durable print for repeat wear and washing
• Thoughtful design that resonates with gardeners and growers
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Product Details
-Bella+Canvas 3001 style t-shirt is very soft and holds up wash after wash without pilling or color fading.
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
- Crew neck with ribbed knit collar and side seams for shape retention and a clean fit
- High-quality for crisp, detailed artwork
- Ethically produced, REACH certified, and responsibly manufactured
- Fabric blends vary by color (e.g., solid colors are 100% cotton; heathers include polyester blends)
Size & Fit
Our tees have a buttery soft, easy unisex fit — relaxed enough for Saturday garden errands, seed-starting days, nursery runs, and still cute enough for lunch with friends after.
For a more classic fit, choose your usual size.
For a relaxed, lived-in garden tee fit, size up one.
For an oversized look with leggings or bike shorts, size up two.
If you are between sizes, we recommend sizing up for comfort. If you have questions, reach out and we will help you find the best fit. Lambethmanor@gmail.com
Please check the size chart before ordering. Each piece is made just for you, so a quick size check helps make sure your tee feels right from the first wear.
Shipping & Returns
As part of our commitment to the environment, each Lambeth Manor piece is printed just for you after your order is placed. Orders ship within 7 business days. U.S. shipping is free.
Let us know if something is not right with your tee and we will fix it!
Reach out with any questions to lambethmanor@gmail.com.